As regular readers will know, it is school holidays, chez Wine, Women and Wordplay, so I’m going for quick posts this week.
I tweeted this recently, but it was so funny that I think it deserves another look. As the title suggests, it is not suitable for children, but for anyone else, put down the beverages before you start, or your keyboards WILL suffer.
The only reason I can see for these ‘tips’ is writers who are simultaneously under deadline and under the influence. I believe it is a time-honoured state. See for yourself