The above line was what used to run in The Spectator newspaper when its ‘Low Life’ columnist, Jeffrey Bernard, was too drunk or hung-over to turn in his column on time.
I am neither drunk nor hung-over but experiencing some technical difficulties (this is the year of the great computer meltdown in my house, it’s like they’ve all suddenly become teenagers or something), which is why there was no Monday on Writing post this week. My apologies! Normal service should, all going well, resume on Wednesday. Thank you for your patience!